I beg of you, please, this has been researched and I don't care to know about the alternate translations again. I chose OOT Link as the ghost, since... well, he got killed in NES's timeline.
Also, FF1 was one of the only Final Fantasy games I ever completed.
I remember this gag from the GBA version. The original gag was "here lies Erdrick," making a jab at the Dragon Quest games, but the Famicom version still said "here lies Link"
"Here lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams"...